"Don't worry, I'll be home soon.  I'm visiting friends. Kink"

FBCC wrote back to the "Kinky Fried Man" saying that the cutout was going to be signed by the Kinkster (the live one) and auctioned off to raise money for the scholarship fund at the Conrad N. Hilton College of Hotel & Restaurant Management at the University of Houston.  The FBCC has even offered a reward of tickets for the 2009 Grand Wine & Food Affair for the safe (and uncreased) return of the cutout, with no questions asked. 

Another Email

The FBCC received another email from a guy writing that "depending on the reward" he would return not the cutout, but the real Kinky. FBCC told him that the real Kinky donated his time - but the cutout was $400.